too much to ask?

ok, here's the deal. i don't want a boyfriend, i don't want a friend with benefits, i don't want some random fuckbuddy. all i want is a friend who is a man who sleeps in my bed from time to time.

men are strong, men are comforting, men smell good, and men are funny. i want my head on a man's chest when i go to sleep, i want to hear him breathing in the middle of the night, i want to laugh at his funny hairdo when he wakes up. i want him to stroke my hair and kiss my forehead goodnight, and i want him to say silly sleepy things to me. i don't want to make out with him, and i don't want to have sex with him, and i want him to be there when i wake up in the morning. i don't even care if he has a girlfriend (although his girlfriend might care that he's spending the night with me, but trust me, ladies, i'm no threat).

i'll make coffee, i'll make breakfast, i will watch saturday morning cartoons in my PJs, whatever. is this too much to ask?

three weeks and counting

i wish i had less coffee today. i tried out a new shampoo and i'm not sure how i feel about it yet. the vik muniz exhibit at the SAM is amazing. so are my cooking skillz. i bought a christmas tree this weekend. my abs still hurt from friday's drinking and dancing debauchery, saturday's wenching into the wee hours, and sunday's laughing our asses off. all in all, a good weekend.

oh em gee

i just realized it's FIVE WEEKS till i leave for scotland. i thought it was six. holy schnikies.

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i've had a cold for a week and a half and my ear hurts today. this is not kosher. usually my colds last three days tops.

grrr.